There's this man from France,
Who didn't know how to dance.
He had a few pegs.
Then he shook his legs.
And now he dances as if he's in a trance
There's this man from Congo,
Who loved to play on his Bongo,
But no one came near
For the drums to hear,
Except for his pet bird, the Drongo
There's this man from Avon Park,
Who had a dog that couldn't bark,
So, he took the pet,
To a very famous vet,
And now the dog can even sing like a lark
There's this man from Italy
Who told this girl let's be pally
She gave him a slap
That sounded like a clap
And said "with me you can't dally"